turn right, look left

from "Frasier".

"You know, I guess I don't say it often enough, but you are good a kid."
"Thanks dad. You know, there is something I don't say often enough..."
"No. There is nothing you don't say often enough."

"Six months ago my wife left me. It was painful. But then, you know, she came back... it was excruciating."

"you know what I think about that subject?"
"Yes, I know about everything you think. When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?"
"I am having one right now."

"I thought you liked my Maris?"
"Oh I do like her... from a distance. You know the way you like the sun? Maris is like the sun... except without the warmth".